The Democrat National Committee has produced a brand-new TV game show, sponsored by the U.S. Supreme Court , which drives home the sheer impossibility of knowing what ordinary words mean.
Hosted by someone concealed in a large cardboard box, What’s a Woman? will air on CNN whenever they feel like showing it. Celebrity panelists include Chris Rock and Will Smith in the same booth, Sen. Elizabeth Warren with a beer just like common people drink, and Herman the Fat Guy who says he’s a woman.
“It can’t miss!” exults CNN vice ninny Mickey Louse. “Hey, it’s not only ‘woman’ that no one knows the meaning of anymore! We have a special dispensation from the DNC to use the word ‘man’ without getting canceled, just so we can show how nobody knows what a ‘man’ is anymore. But that’s our motto! ‘Nobody knows nothin’!'”
Peasants from the studio audience will be chosen to sit at the feet of the celebrities and kiss their shoes. A panelist wins the game if he or she can invent a new definition for an everyday word that gets a rating of 10 or better on the Babble-Brewer (say that ten times fast!).
The show will be compulsory viewing for all middle school, high school, and college students.