fairies are real – Lee Duigon

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Look at this hear pitctur istnt it awffle?? I seen it In my Envyre-mental Justase clas! It “is” Prooof that Climbit Change it is wyping Out fairys!!! Yes Globble Warming it “is” Causing theese hear Gaint Spidders exspecelly in “the” thirdd World like Africka and Mognolia and “otther” plaices that “are” Hard to spel!

But yiu kno dum stopid peple like this lee gye thay Trying “to” trick yiu Into not beeleaving in Climbit Change thay al Gettin Mony$$$ from the Oil companys!!! and thay Dont care no thay dont cayre “whatt” hapens to poor little Fairys! And aslo thay Are racists and biggits too!!! and i think Thay has Homo Phobea and “thay” wont let a wimmin have a bortion that is haw Bad “thay” are!

That “is” wye Congers has Got to make Climbit Chang D. Nile aginst “the” Law and have It “be” a Fedrel Crimb yiu go to Jale “for” yeres and yeers! Other wyes “thare” wont Be no Fairys left “on the” hole Plaanet!!!!!

Climbit chang is Reel!

Sceince it sayes So!

And anny One that gose aginst Sceince thay Shuld be Shot!!

I have been challenged by someone whose opinion is of no consequence whatsoever to prove that fairies are real. He says he has some living in his garden.

So here’s an important videotape, complete with boring commentary, showing fossils and other indisputable proof that fairies are as real as centaurs. Note particularly the convincing black-and-white photo of the little girl interacting with the fairies. These pix were taken by two children, and they completely convinced Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of Sherlock Holmes. It’s only a nasty rumor that the fairies in the pictures were carefully cut out of books and posed by the girls–and that one of the books contained an introduction written by Doyle. He must not have remembered it very well.

Yeah, but if you can’t believe Sherlock Holmes, just who can you believe?