Inn awl “my” Lyfe I has nevver scene Enny=thing moar Racist than theeze hear Gurl Scowt Coockies!!!!! “And” yiu know waht?? It maiks yiu Fatt!!!!!!! And aslo thay chardge Munny foar “it!”!”
So we hadded a Emurjintsy Meting of The Stodent Soviet to “see” haow we mite Get Ridd “of” themb Gurl Scowts!!!! We voated to Beet themb Up, but somb Deen she sayed “it” wood be bad foar the skool’s immidge!!! So insted we “are jist” goingto stannd Aruound thare “Tables” and yell At themb!!
Nhow thare “is” nuthing Wrawng “whith” Being Fatt!!!! How elsse “are” yiu sappozed to Get a Degree “in” Queer Fatt Studdies?? But Darnold Trump he started the freekin’ Gurl Scowts aand evvry Tyme yiu “By” Gurl Scowt Coockies yiu are Givving Munny “to” his campain!!!! A Activist tolled me that so It Musst Be Truue!!!!!!!!
How cumb we hasnt Got no Tik-Tok Chareman Mao Coockies????
We are goingto Assk Jobydin to “get” us thoze insted!!!!! Whith 10 (tenn) Persant (%) foar himb!!!!!!!!!!