There! Did you hear that? These frogs are definitely saying “Biggit-biggit,” and not “Ribbit-ribbit” as so often described.
We know now that liberals and college students mindlessly imitate a frog’s mating call: Biggit-biggit-biggit. They think the frogs are on their side politically, calling everyone a bigot who doesn’t hop on board the Diversity Express and make his mind right..
It is said there is a species of cricket in southern Laos whose call sounds eerily like “Racist-racist-racist.” But it’s a much more common pest here than it is there.