There are those who say that Garden Gnomes with pointy red hats are an unrecognized, under-reported, clear and present danger.
Usually they just stand there in the garden–when you’re looking at them, that is. You don’t see what they get up to when you’re not looking at them.
Here, in this offishul police video, we encounter some Garden Gnomes who had stolen a car and done a spot of joy riding. Watch what happens when the officers try to investigate!
Obviously this means our colleges and universities must, with all possible speed, establish degree programs in Garden Gnome Studies.
Their numbers are growing, and it’s only a matter of time before they… Well, I don’t know what they’ll do, but it’s bound to be bad.