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Another Disney Dummy Falls

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“Ikshpeerience? Hic! Waddja mean, ikshpeerience?”

Flop after flop, Disney cranks out woke movies that normal people hate. Rather than learn from experience, they have settled on a scapegoat: Sean Bailey, “production president” for 15 years (https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/us/disney-shakeup-sean-bailey-exits-after-15-years-as-motion-picture-president/articleshow/108051081.cms?from=mdr).

He’s not quite the CEO, but he was in charge of making a lot of movies that bombed. So he’s been “asked to step down.” And don’t let the door hit you in the kiester on your way out.

You see this sometimes, throughout history, and not just in sports and entertainment. A disastrous policy produces nothing but harm… but just try getting the powers to abandon it. “Sanctuary cities” spring to mind.

Disney has a lot of thumbs in a lot of pies, so maybe they can afford not to care that huge multitudes of people avoid its movies like the plague.

They just keep turning left and marching off the cliff.

Disney Set to Sink ‘Pirates’

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Sorry, Johnny–you’ve got to move out!

Seven out of eight of Disney Corp’s big-budget movies have tanked at the box office. Can’t keep doing that!

So what do you do?

Do you plan another installment in one of your most successful series–“Pirates of the Caribbean”–only this time replacing Johnny Depp with some black woman as the pirate captain? Because!

Disney comes up with surefire plan to destroy “Pirates of the Caribbean”: replace Johnny Depp with some black chick…

This stuff isn’t funny anymore, isn’t outrageous. It’s just stupid. Toweringly stupid.

Yeah, I know: for years, for decades, a standard cliche of schlock pop literature was the gawgeous sexy female pirate captain. I used to attend romance writers’ meetings, until I came to my senses. Believe me, they were high on this cliche.

There is no historical record of any gorgeous sexy female pirate captain. No, not one. There were a few women who disguised themselves as men so they could be pirates, but that’s not the same as being captain. Rachel Wall, the last woman hanged in Massachusetts, was hanged for being a pirate.

What is it with Disney? Do they think they can keep failure as their most important product, and never go out of business? But they’re all white liberals, aren’t they? And this is how they show the country how righteous they are.

They have hired a “crisis management expert” who has warned them about using movies as Far Left political sermons… but they aren’t listening to him. (Yeesh, talk about a thankless job…!)

Disney Woke, Disney Broke

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Headed for shoals, mouse! Better change course.

All right, that’s enough about our disgustingly corrupt and wasteful education system. Turn we unto our disgustingly corrupt and wasteful entertainment industry.

Disney Corp, “Groomers ‘R’ Us”, is taking a beating in the stock market, its shares losing some 4% of their value last week… and Disney stock is down 42% from what it was, going into this year (https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/12/15/disney-shares-plummet-pushing-dow-jones-industrial-average-to-worst-loss-in-three-months/).

“Gawrsh, Mickey, how come they don’t like us anymore?” “It’s because our bosses are a bunch of groomers, Goofy! Gee, I wish we could get out of here.”

Leading the charge to transform America into God knows what, and pray we never find out, Disney Corp has seen its mojo melt away. They got into a showdown with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis  and came out of it on a stretcher.

Leftids just don’t understand that “gays” and trannies et al just aren’t as popular with regular people as Disney Corp and teachers’ unions think they should be. They are flabbergasted that they’re losing money. Duh! Dude, it’s because fewer and fewer people are payin’ to walk through your turnstiles. Gotta change your ways, chuckles!

But probably they can’t do that.