Pay particular attention to the white pug dog who decides to adopt a bipedal lifestyle, at least while getting scolded. We also have a dog who has gotten his head stuck in a garbage can lid–very incriminating, that.
I hope you enjoy these cat and dog videos.
Some of the crimes committed by the dogs in this video are quite serious–seriously messy. Confronted with circumstantial evidence, they all break down on the witness stand. Perry Mason couldn’t get them off.
Advice to dogs: don’t play poker. You haven’t got the face for it.
You don’t have to be Perry Mason to get a confession out of a dog. A guilty dog just can’t hide his guilt.
Now, they wouldn’t feel guilty, would they, if they didn’t realize something that they did was wrong. Scarfing Daddy’s pizza when Daddy gets up to answer the phone. Tearing up a roll of toilet paper. Dogs know these are no-nos, and yet they do it anyway. And then the conscience beats ’em up.
Almost human–except no dog has ever figured out how not to look guilty.
Dogs would never succeed in politics. Look at them: they don’t know how to lie.
And it’s too bad, too, because they are endowed with one of the key ingredients indispensable to holding public office–the ability to know a thing is wrong, and then go ahead and do it anyway.
But dogs, at least, feel shame, rendering them wholly unsuitable for positions in any government.