Heer at Collidge I amb “whorking” foar A Dee-Gree in Ginder Studdies!! And it costs A Lot “of” Munny and yiu Got “to” be reddy to grabb sumb Wen “yiu gots” the Chance!!!!!
One of “the” phratternittys heer, thay Had kynd “of” a Faire and thay kneaded Sumb One “to” sit bye A tubb “of” Water,, “Wee whil Paiy Yiu lots Of dolors” thay sayed, and awl I hased to do was Sit Thare!! So I sitted “on this” heer Bored and neckst Thing “I” knowed, sumb boddy thay “was throing” balls at me And Befour I cood get awaiy, Somb Boddy thay “hitted” THE Targit and THE DAM BORED IT DUMPPED “ME” IN THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!
Whel I was good & mad, and pritty Coaled, too, it whas Coaled Outside and I was awl Wett!!!! Then the Gye he payed me foartyfyve 45 scents!!!!!! And I got To “thinking” “Gee if I doo ‘”this” awl Day Isle has dolors!!!!” Soh I diddit Fore “as lowng As I cood” untill I was jist So Hobbly Coaled, my teeths chattered like crazy, and bits Of me thay turnt Purpul!!!! And I mustof passsed Out, I woak Up “in” the “infirmery” and The Nurst she sayed I whas An Iddjit!!!!!
Hah!!! I has got $1 dolor and 26 scents!!!!!