The Fool on the Grill

Sen. Chuck Schumer shows us how not to BBQ : r/BBQ

[Thanks to Phoebe for the heads-up.]

Why, our U.S. senators are just plain folks! Look, here’s Sen. Minority Leader Chuck Schumer grilling a cheeseburger. Heck, it’s like being governed by your favorite uncle.

Note the slice of cheese placed on top of the raw hamburger. This raises the question: how is he going to turn the burger? Won’t that get rather messy? Or is he only going to cook the burger on one side?

Decisions, decisions! Maybe he’ll put some ketchup on it, too… before he turns it. But what the heck, it’s only a photo-op, isn’t it?

It’s said that Davy Crockett once defined a senator as “half horse and half man.” Which half of the horse would represent Chuck Schumer?