‘Stop the Lousy Writing, Please!’ (2015)

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If there’s one thing that’s hard to bear, it’s reading page after page of forced sarcasm and dopey slang in a fantasy novel. Not that it would be all that great in any other kind of novel; but fantasy seems especially prone to it.

Stop the Lousy Writing, Please!

Much of this can be blamed on dim-witted adults who think they’re cleverly writing down to teenagers. By “teenager” they mean someone with the intelligence of a radiator hose. They’ve been watching too much television and way too many movies.

It’s hard to beat plain English as a means of communication.

I wish some of these writers would try it sometime.

 

‘Some Books for You to Avoid’ (2015)

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These books were simply awful in 2015, and they haven’t gotten any better since.

Some Books for You to Avoid

A man named Theo Dropsy, out in Bad Axe, Michigan, actually broke both his legs, trying to read all the books on this list. And it is said in central Turkmenistan that these books have the power to shrivel crops in the ground.

But if you insist on reading any of them, on your head be it.