‘Have the Space Aliens All Died Out?’ (2016)

Has anyone observed this? It’s supposed to be from Venus.

What’s Step One of the scientific method? “Observe nature”–right?

Step Two, so it seems, is “If you don’t see what you expect to see, and desperately want to see, then obviously it just ain’t there anymore and it’s probably because of SUVs or something.”

Have the Space Aliens All Died Out?

We couldn’t find any ETs, so they must’ve gone extinct. Or else we just haven’t looked in the right place.

Try the next Democrat Convention.