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I can’t bring myself to post a picture of an orgy before Congress. Here’s a nice lizard instead.

When Casey Stengel wondered, “Can’t anybody play this here game?”, he was only talking about baseball. But what about news reporters?

Get a load of this gem from The New York Post.

Proposing to investigate how Hunter Biden paid his hookers, the writer babbled about “foreign and American prostitutes who allegedly cavorted with Hunter Biden before Congress, the Post has learned.”

I wonder when was the last time prostitutes cavorted before Congress. How was the attendance that day?

I had high school English teachers who would have plotzed if any student of theirs ever wrote a howler like that. And they didn’t give you extra credit if you volunteered to have your gender reassigned.

Well, why should our journalists be any better than our dindle in the White House?