All along we were thinking the jackalope is a mythical beast, and it turns out we were wrong!
Jackalopes have been sighted several times this week in various locations throughout the United States, leading some to believe that the creatures have been purposely released into agricultural areas–released as part of a cunning plan by Russia’s leader, Vladimir Putin, and in cahoots with President Donald Trump–to prevent progressive candidates from being elected to local office.
A spokesman for jackalopes said jackalopes are above politics and have too much self-respect to get involved in it.