Plagiarism is Part of a College Education (?)

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If you’re thinking of sending your son or daughter off to, er, “college” anytime soon, think harder. And you might want to avoid the University of Cincinnati–where they’ve got a professor who declares that anti-plagiarism policies “harm Black (sic) and Latinx (double-sic) students” (https://www.campusreform.org/article/anti-plagiarism-policies-harm-black-and-latinx-students-professor-argues-/19850).

But wait, there’s more! It’s not that they won’t let the students stoop to plagiarism–although at least one noted plagiarist has gone on to become president. The prof sez the students are also harmed by “exam surveillance, zero-tolerance policies, and fraternities and sororities.”

Obviously it’s only Social Justice to allow students to cheat on exams–how else are they to get the boxcar-loads of A’s due to all Minority students? Those zero-tolerance policies are an absolute bummer; and as for fraternities and sororities… mere words fail me! You certainly won’t find them in Utopia! Go ahead and look–I double-dog dare you.

For this you pay $27,932 a year.

Can you say “What have I done?”