I cant Beleave it!!! Dembocracks trying “to” fourse Pressadint Jobydin to kwit!!!! And affter awl “the” trooly Grate Jobb he done, too!!!!
Yiu know waht we kneed?? We kneed Hillery to Come Back and be Co-Pressadint, like she used to “do!”!” Its tooo Big a Jobb for one mhan!!! And Hillery she was cheeted Owt “of” beinn Pressadint!!!! Evryboddy knose it!!!!!!
Iff we hadded enny cents we wood jist Fourget “abuout” enny moar Eleckshins and jist lett Joby “and” Hillery do thare Thing!!!! And this whey we Get “to” keeep Camelala Harrist “as” Vise Pressadint to give speachis Wen Jobydin he doughnt feeel Lyke it”!”
And the frist Thing “thay shood” Do is a-rest awl themb Repubicans “at” thare stopid Conventshin!!!! And thats Not jist me sayin So!!! ITS SCYINCE!!!!!!!! We awlyays foller The Scyince!!!!!Imadjin! A hole Conventshin tryin to get Our Pressadint kicked Out!!!! How IS THAT NOTT AGINST “THE” LAW?????? Do yiu thinck In Yore Wildist Dreems that Comradd Fiddle wood ever “allauw” that “in” Cuber??? No freekin whay!!!!!!!!
So thay shood jist Not Has this heer stopid unlawfull Eleckshin and put “in” Hillery as Co-Pressadint. We can awlyaws has a gnu Eleckshin affter “we” rownd Up awl themb Repubicans–this here Tyme, ownly Demobacracks aloud To Runn!!!!
And yes I beleave! that Joby ownly wares themb Shayds becose he has spatial Souper Hero powe”r”s!!!!!