Psychedelic Drugs Make You… Live Longer?

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What? You thought the Sixties were over? Don’t be silly.

“Scientists” say using psychedelic drugs increases the user’s lifespan by 50% or more (https://news.emory.edu/stories/2025/07/hs_psilocybin_aging_study_10-07-2025/story.html).

Okay. So where do we find some of those 150-year-old acid-heads? I’ve met psychedelic drug users, but none of them seemed unusually long-lived. But maybe their lives only seemed a lot longer. I cannot believe they were enjoying themselves at the time. Mostly they were freaking out and very badly needed someone to take care of them.

I suspect Democrats are filing away this report for use in the next election.