I can’t get WordPress to work. Nothing works. So I thought I might as well have breakfast.
Brand-new unopened back of Entenmann’s assorted donuts, one dozen. Twelve donuts. I bought it just yesterday.
I open it up and there’s only 11. I think we can all that a faker’s dozen.
I call Entenmann’s customer service line and a robot gives me a lecture about GMOs. Then it stops.
It’d be nice to know how many people are viewing my posts today, but I have lost access to that knowledge. What I’m doing today most closely resembles putting a message in a bottle and throwing it into the sea.