Climate Mafia to Investigate Itself

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It’s gotten to be a regular occurrence for NOAA, an agency of the federal government funded by the defenseless taxpayer, to get caught lying and cheating to propel its “Climate Change” agenda. So now they’re gonna investigate themselves to see if they really have been lying and cheating ( http://www.ibtimes.com/climate-change-hoax-noaa-conduct-investigation-whistleblower-claims-it-exaggerated-2490910 ).

The fat was really in the fire this month when a top NOAA scientist quit his job, charging that the agency had “breached its own rules on scientific integrity when it published the sensational but flawed report, aimed at making the maximum possible impact on world leaders including Barack Obama and David Cameron at the UN climate summit in Paris in 2015.”

NOAA says it will hire “an outside party” to investigate the charges.

According to this blog’s own unreliable but extremely cool sources, the “outside party” will be Prof. Jonah McDoom, chair of the Dept. of Queer Chicano Studies at Effing University.

“Of course they didn’t do no cheating,” said Prof. McDoom, “and my investigyration will proof that NOAA hasn’t never done no lying neither. Everybody knows–well, fascists they don’t know!–that Climate Change is caused by Racism, Income Inequality, Homophobia, and White Privilege. Get rid of those and you get rid of Global Warming! But first we got to has a Carbon Tax and lots more power for the government and also put everybody in jail who voted for Trump!”