There we had NOAA, an agency of the federal government, caught feeding us fictitous temperature readings to try to convince is that the Planet’s Heating Up And We’re All Gonna Die!! unless we give them vast new powers. And a lot more of our money.
I’m sorry, but if you still believe these people, there’s something wrong with you.
The fat was really in the fire this month when a top NOAA scientist quit his job, charging that the agency had “breached its own rules on scientific integrity when it published the sensational but flawed report, aimed at making the maximum possible impact on world leaders including Barack Obama and David Cameron at the UN climate summit in Paris in 2015.”
NOAA says it will hire “an outside party” to investigate the charges.
According to this blog’s own unreliable but extremely cool sources, the “outside party” will be Prof. Jonah McDoom, chair of the Dept. of Queer Chicano Studies at Effing University.
“Of course they didn’t do no cheating,” said Prof. McDoom, “and my investigyration will proof that NOAA hasn’t never done no lying neither. Everybody knows–well, fascists they don’t know!–that Climate Change is caused by Racism, Income Inequality, Homophobia, and White Privilege. Get rid of those and you get rid of Global Warming! But first we got to has a Carbon Tax and lots more power for the government and also put everybody in jail who voted for Trump!”
This time NOAA rushed to publicize, before a scientific peer review could be completed, “research” that supposedly shows that human activity caused torrential rains in Louisiana. Gee, I wonder why no one thought of performing that activity in the Gobi Desert.
University of Colorado’s senior climate scientist, Roger Pielke Sr., called NOAA’s rush to publication, and extravagant claims, “manipulation of science for political reasons.” Ya think? He also rapped NOAA for studying man-made computer models instead of nature. What a pill. Everybody knows computer models are much easier to study–and a lot more cooperative, too.
Please always bear in mind this general principle:
When a certain public policy is strongly advocated by persons with well-earned reputations as liars, swindlers, and thieves, and where such a policy, if enacted into law, would bring them fabulous wealth and greatly enlarge their political power… do not under any circumstances believe them.
Because if the public believes in Global Warming, they just may allow the government to do anything and everything to Save the Planet. Like, if we don’t give them huge new powers and allow them to tax our pants off, we’re all gonna die, our cities all gonna be underwater, glub-glug-glub…
So NOAA has tried to build up Global Warming by inventing temperature data. You know–just making it up. They’ve also been caught substituting temperature readings from urban areas for non-readings from rural areas. For those who have been to collidge, urban temperatures are higher than rural temperatures–all that paving, for instance. It has been estimated that some 50 percent of the temperature data cited by NOAA is fictitious.
I know there are true believers out there who still gulp it down when liberal politicians and their pet “scientists” insist that we’ve got Global Warming and everybody on the Plaaanet had better obey them, or else. Never mind that all these Global Warming alarmists zoom around in private jets, live in enormous mansions, and leave “carbon footprints” a thousand times bigger than anybody else’s–and that they don’t act like they believe a single word of what they’re selling.
To have that much faith in government, and so little faith in God–