Whoo sayed Noarth Chorea “it” is “not” Paradice? Thay eevin got Giint Hambburgers!!
I cant fynde Noarth Chorea!!! Dammit I was goingto Go “thar”!”! It IS suphosed Tobe necks dore “to” Laik Hopatcong [Editor’s Note: That he spells properly? I give up!] I eevin Jumped “in” To “the” Laik to See “If It” was on The Bottum!!! Dammit I gotted my Intersecks Brah awl “Wett!””
Awl I kn”o”w Now is Noarth Chorea it Is NOT in Neew Jorzy!!!!!! It aint On “the” Mapp!!
Y’know, I got a Supcision THAT Darnold Trumpt HE MOOVED NOARTH CHOREA so we “cant” fynde It enny moar!!!!!!! My moth antenners “thay Are” telling me I better whach Out!! Trumpt he whants To “drownd” evvryboddy Whoo Is Woke!!!!!!!! Duz “he” reely thinck he “Will” getaway whith That???
My frend Hondo he Thincks Noarth Chorea they mooved themb selfs (!) so thay could sneek Up “on” no-good Captillisk countrees lyke Amairicka And Purru!!! Butt yiu caint Bealeave himb “becose” he Is a Idjjit he cAnt Spell!!!!!!!!