Wood yiu beleeve it?? Sumb Haters acchurly tryed “to” pubbalish “a” Syntiffick Paper sayin “that” Collidge Stodints tooday they has “ownly Avveridge Inttellergints!!!!!!
That thare pa-per it got snuphed Out “in a” hury, I “can” tell yiu!!! Supoasely the payper it “got” Pier Re-vyued butt “I” dought beleeve it!!!!
Ya know waht They sayed??? Thay sayed practickly Evvry Boddy thay gose “to” collidge and “evvry boddy” ALYAWS comms out Avridge!!! If yiu putt evry boddy In Collidge, the whole Collidge Poppalation it wil has To Be jist Avvridge!!!!
Well haow Craizy “can” yiu get??? Waht hapens the mo-mint yiu git Excepptid to Collidge?? Tah-dah! Yure Eye-Q gose up!!! Man, myne whent Up 36 (thrithty-six) poynts!! And yiu gett anether 20 (two-enty) poynts wen yiu Gradurate!!!!! And aslo extry Poynts for taiking Ginder Studdies and Nothing Studdies. It is garanteeed! that “Yiu Whil” be Ulltra-Smarrt!
Wee “are” goingto Ask Pressadint Jobydin to maik It Aginst “the” Law to say Collidge Stoodints thay “are nott” (Haow can ennyboddy even think thatt???) The Smarrtist Peeple In “the” Whorled!!??!
I pheel Smarrtur awlreddy!!!!