Would You Like Some Melted Plastic on That Burned Burrito?

Public education–hot diggity-dog! When they’re not busy teaching your kids that “You can be a boy one day and a girl the next, depending on how you feel,” they’re either trying to poison the kiddies or put them off eating altogether–at the behest of our all-wise, all-knowing federal government, of course.

The Phillipi Middle School in Philippi, West Virginia, hit a new low recently, serving up burned-black burritos in melted plastic sauce ( http://eagnews.org/photo-school-serves-burned-burritos-covered-with-melted-plastic-for-healthy-lunch/ ). Mmm-mmm! School officials explained it was a “mistake” that would be rectified by “training” the cafeteria staff.

Uh, who needs to be trained not to serve melted plastic to the children? For that matter, the news story doesn’t make it quite clear whether any of the hungry lads and lassies actually tried to eat this monstrosity.

And you keep on sending your children to these schools because_______?

God ordained the family–father, mother, children, and extended family.

Fallen man ordained the public schools.

This is the monkey that wants to sit where God sits.

Be careful what you worship, folks.