Well, we knew this would happen!
An Arizona couple went up to Spokane, Washington, this weekend to have their wedding, and got 40 inches of snow dumped on them.
We contacted Dr. Izod Fumfer of The Mickey Mouse Climbit Change Institute, who proceeded to enlighten us.
“This is only the first of what will surely be hundreds and hundreds of Global Warming snowstorms,” he explained. “That’s when the whaddayacallit gets so warm, it just has to snow!
“But look at all them people in the picture! Do they look cold to you? Of course not! Global Warming snow is not cold! But they’re lucky they didn’t all get buried alive! You’ll see that happen when the next Global Warming snowstorm throws 80 inches at us!”
The only protection from devastating Global Warming blizzards, said Dr. Fumfer, is an 85% middle class tax rate and a “virtually instantaneous” doubling of the size of government.
“Free college tuition for everyone in the world would also help,” he added.