So many of our troubles can be traced back to Americans’ failure to have communal bathing. Idiots have told us so, and we should always believe idiots.
I mean, it’s flaming obvious, isn’t it? Private bathing is B-A-D! In fact, private anything is bad! Didn’t Chairman Mao once say so? Or more than once?
How do you get a job just sitting around and dreaming up this s***?