I’m so sick of hanging planters, I could plotz! And here I am, using up valuable time that ought to be devoted to reporting the nooze, bellyaching about hanging planters. (See “Byron’s TV Listings,” today, for more about hanging planters that bore you to tears.)
Look at those planters in the photo! How can you help but be reminded of the way the ancient Celts made trophies of their enemies’ heads? It’ll ruin your supper.
Was it Ralph Kiner who said “I don’t want to talk about hanging planters”? But Solon said it first! He made a law against hanging planters, but as soon as his back was turned, the Athenians went hog-wild with the freakin’ things.
The Indus Valley people had really dull hanging planters–and where are they now?
H.P. Lovecraft was briefly driven mad by his mother’s hanging planters.
I’m too upset to cover any more nooze today. Blame it on those hanging planters.