“Hey, boss, I got an idea! Let’s make a movie updating those Bee-Trish Whatsit stories!”
“Sounds good! What could do Peter Rat, I think it’s called. That’s the most famous one.”
I suppose we can be thankful that Sony Pictures didn’t get this idea in 2023. Then the movie would’ve been full of transgender rabbits and drag queen farmers.
Not that the movie was any kind of success. Someday there will be no evidence that it ever existed.
But Hollywood and Disney and Marvel and the rest of ’em will never run out of appallingly stupid ideas for movies.