How does Superman cut his hair? How does he cut his toenails?
He’s invulnerable, right? Can’t cut him with a knife or shoot him with a bullet. His clothes are invulnerable, too–I think the international garment industry has suppressed the details.
It’s just another one of those goofy things that nobody has thought through.Take vampires. They’re un-dead, right? Not alive. So if you became a vampire as a toddler, wouldn’t you be a toddler forever? Now there’s a thought…
I don’t know that anyone has ever asked this question, let alone answered it:
How does Superman get a haircut?
I mean, he’s invulnerable, right? Indestructible. Bullets bounce off him like spitballs. So isn’t his hair like the rest of him? If you could cut his hair, wouldn’t you be able to cut him?
By now he ought to look like Cousin Itt from The Addams Family.
And how would he cut his toenails and fingernails? The scissors or nail clippers would just break–right?
Someone ought to have thought these things through.