Babbling Buzzwords

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First, an antique joke.

A society girl’s father, concerned about her language, sat her down for a heart-to-heart talk. “There are two words I do not want you to use anymore.” he said. “One is ‘swell’ and the other is ‘lousy.'”

“Yes, Papa,” she replied. “And what are the two words?” [30-second laugh break]

There are two words, now buzzwords that crop up every few minutes, that really bug me.

What the dickens is “democracy”? I know it from history as a political system that has doomed everyone who ever tried it. Today it seems to mean “everything and anything endorsed by the Democrat Party.” Hate speech laws, race-hustling, election-rigging… somehow it’s all “democracy.” Oh–and “democracy” is sacred! Even though it’s found nowhere in the Constitution… which guarantees us a republican form of government, not a democracy. Our country’s founders did everything in their power to spare us the ravages of “democracy.”

The other word is “they” for “he” or “she,” because “he” and “she” are now verboten pronouns, reflecting as they do a non-negotiable reality. Wokies don’t like reality. Too much God in it!

To trot out a monstrosity like “Gloria went to the store and they bought some candy.” “They”? They who? There’s only Gloria. Yeahbut, yeahbut! then you’d have to say “she,” and that would make you a Hater Biggit Transphobe! Quick, open a re-education camp!

What kind of drivelling moron do you have to be, to go along with bilge like this? Some new idiocy comes down the pike, and ten minutes later every nipplehead north of Tristan da Cunha is diving onto the bandwagon. No self-respect at all. Not a smidgen of integrity.

I think I’ve just described our ruling class.

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I think the thing that most troubles me about this bat-brained cultural epoch we’re stuck in is the speed, the ease, with which people who are certainly old enough to know better adopt brand-new idiocies the moment they’re created. I mean, look how fast they went for “transgender.”

Other examples:

Saying “they” instead of “he” or “she.”

Thinking they themselves can be the next Jackie Chan or Douglas Fairbanks, monkey-flips and all–just do it! It all winds up on YouTube.

Speaking of YouTube, we are told that now more people want to become “YouTube stars”–for 15 or 20 minutes, I guess–than astronauts.

Worshiping “famous celebrities” you never heard of, who became famous by doing things you never thought of.

by Jove, they snap ’em up like a chameleon snapping up flies. As soon as something new comes rolling out of the dumpster, hipsters grab it. When they’re not busy decoding “coded” messages that really mean something nasty. Like, “What time is it?” is “code” for various Racist and Inappropriate Hate Speech.

No mas, no mas…