‘Romance + Fantasy = Literary Vandalism’ (2016)

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[First let me wish you all a happy Easter, on this holy day, Good Friday. I am trusting the Lord to let me get away with a bit of humor–in His service.]

Not so many years ago, there was a Perky Publicist who kept trying to get me to review his clients’ books. I never mentioned any of his authors by name, thinking it would be inhumane to do so. Bad enough they were was paying the publicist.

And every now and then, something like this would come along:

Romance + Fantasy = Literary Vandalism

Yes, it was yet another Sexy Vampire yarn, the kind that might make you toss a week’s worth of cookies. The publicists have finally stopped bugging me, so I don’t know whether they’re still pushing Sexy Vampires With Goofy Names or not.

But as my editor pointed out, even that is better than Jobydin’s Transgender Inclusion Day–which he tried to glue to Easter.

Some of this stuff is not as funny as it seems at first.

‘Another Red-Hot Sex Book for Me not to Review’ (2015)

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Don’t worry, I have no plans for writing a “Memory Lane” about Elliot Gould movies.

I think maybe this publicity firm has gone out of business. I haven’t heard from them lately.

Maybe publicizing books like this is not a good way to stay in business.

Another Red-Hot Sex Book for Me not to Review

It does seem the book was intended to teach a moral lesson only murkily understood by the ex-punk rocker.

And in those innocent days, the islands we imagined Bill Clinton going to seem almost wholesome when compared to a certain island he did go to. Jeffrey Epstein’s island. For once the nooze was worse than the porn.