This Wacko Wants My Money

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There is no wholesome and decent way to illustrate this post according to its content. Here’s a spring peeper instead.

We got an email yesterday from Bruce Jenner, former Olympics star, who now calls himself “Caitlyn” and pretends to be a woman. He asked for money to launch his campaign for governor of California.

Even California doesn’t deserve that.

Maybe he thinks I’ll give him money because he says he’s a Republican. I don’t care if he says he’s a boiled potato. We don’t generally hand out money to men who say they’re women.

As it is, our nation’s so-called “leaders” are already turning America into a planetary laughing stock. Do you honestly, truly, really believe world leaders take Biden the Scarecrow seriously? They must be laughing themselves silly when the camera’s off. Soon they won’t bother to turn it off at all.

So Gender Jenner will fit right in. Who needs a freak show anymore? We have 21st-century politics!