Well, WordPress is messing with my head again this morning. I will soldier on as best I can. Yesterday they pulled that light-blue-letters-on-grey-background caper on me again, rendering my posts all but invisible. They’re having a very entertaining time at my expense. Meanwhile, here’s this week’s Newswithviews outing:
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The grin of pure idiocy
I’m beginning to think the transgender push may be the worst thing that’s happened in my lifetime. The pace is alarmingly fast–almost too fast to keep track of.
Latest: a Pew Research poll finds that 77% of Democrats with four years or more of college believe “sex is not determined at birth” (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/11/12/pew-77-percent-white-democratic-graduates-cannot-determine-person-sex/).
Well, what do you expect from Democrats? And what do you expect from college? But still, that’s millions of people, millions of deluded idiots spouting this abominable twaddle.
And note the language creep within the poll, the repetition of the formula, “the sex they were assigned at birth.” What do they mean, assigned? Assigned by whom? An assignment necessarily implies an assigner. Uh, that would be God, wouldn’t it? So here are all these grinning moral imbeciles saying God’s assignments are wrong, He just can’t get it right. In fact, by insisting that reality is whatever we say it is, we assert that we are God.
I don’t know where this is taking us, but I’ll bet you anything it ends very badly. Very badly indeed, and with either a loud crash or a sickening soft plop.
I thought the announcer was kidding when I heard this on the radio the other day, but no, he wasn’t.
You know those garbled, hard-to-understand announcements you hear over the subways’ PA systems? Well, a memo from the grand poobahs at the Transit Authority has forbidden announcers, conductors, and other employees from addressing passengers as “ladies and gentlemen” (https://townhall.com/columnists/toddstarnes/2017/11/11/ladies-and-gentlemen-no-longer-welcome-on-nyc-subways-n2407854).
Why? Well, need you ask? “Ladies and gentlemen” might offend Transgendered Persons, our new Cherished Minority whose comfort overwhelms any other consideration.
But that’s just me being divisive again: ask any liberal. A really cool un-divisive person just goes along with anything and everything the Left demands of him.
I wonder what a big fat raspberry sounds like over a subway PA system.
Well, here we go–the Church of England has ordered its 4,700 schools, serving a million pupils, to allow children “to experiment with gender identity” (http://www.itv.com/news/2017-11-13/church-schools-told-to-let-children-experiment-with-gender-identify/). Can you gimme hallelujah? So if you sent your kids to a Church of England school to protect him from the sex-obsessed Godlessness of public education–well, ha-ha-ha on you.
According to “new guidelines from the church,” children “must be allowed to identify as transgender.” Ultimately, explain the idiots in charge, this will “wipe out bullying.”
Verses from Romans spring to mind. “Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools” (1:22). And whatever happened to “And be not conformed to this world…”? (12:2) But of course the one verse today’s geniuses have a real problem with is Genesis 1:27, “[M]ale and female created He them.”
You blockheads. If it really were possible to erase a sin from the earth by writing man-made laws against it, don’t you think someone would’ve done it by now? “Bullying”! You saps are being bullied by a Godless, idol-worshipping world, and you don’t even know it. Because it originates in the human heart and comes out from there, there will always be bullying. Only Jesus Christ can save us from our sins. Allowing kids to “dress up” for school in tutus and firemen’s helmets, while requiring everybody else to pretend they don’t see it, is not going to save anybody.
But as long as you’re conforming to the world, what else matters? You work hard to get the approval of the pagans. And you’re welcome to it. But in the words of an old Caribbean spiritual, “Where you gonna run to, all on That Day?”
Guest columnist Dr. Sheldon Puce chairs the Dean Jagger School of Baldness at Fimbo University, where he is also Big Professor of Gender Studies. I have no idea why I have permitted him to do this.
I call transphobia “that there silent killer” because here at Fimbo University we don’t allow any transphobic remarks. Our Attitude Adjustment Program, centered on beatings and electric shocks, does a pretty good job of silencing transphobia.
But transphobia is also a civilization-killer, in that wherever it exists, it prevents the best and smartest people from taking charge of things. No civilization can flourish without multitudes of transgendered persons! My research has turned up the fact–predicted by my theory, of course–that throughout the history of the world, almost all great, important, really cool individuals were–you guessed it!–transgender.
Ramesses II, for instance, the greatest pharaoh Ancient Egypt ever had, was born Shirley Muldoon. Gender reassignment therapy quickly corrected that mistake! Queen Hatshepsut, on the other hand, was born a man, an error for which her parents were executed. Again, gender reassignment to the rescue!
Imagine history without Julius Caesar, Queen Victoria, Thomas Edison, Hyman Kaplan–all transgendered, every one of them! Imagine civilization without the great contributions made solely by transgendered persons–writing, building, the wheel, agriculture, and those things you throw in your laundry to make it smell nice.
Well, I have to go now, I’m chairing a meeting of Academics ‘R’ Us. Remember what I said–and get your gender changed today.
Us interllecturals we has reely got “to” Luagh at al yiu ordrinary dum peple “getting” al Bent out of shap by Manditory Trans Gender and LBTGQY Eddacation in the pubic schools!! Yiu are Too stopid to “know” a goood Thing “whenn” yiu see It!
We teling yiu now The Futchure it is Trans al the weighy!!! Thare isnt no Poynt in yore fiting it or argruing abote It becose The smartest Interllecturals in al the Collidges we has figgored it out and It is going To hapen!!!
Al the boyes thay are goingg to be transed “into” girls and al The grils thay going “To Be” transed Into boyes!!! This wil make Socile Jutstus hapen! it Is “so” riddicless for al yore littal Chilldran to be Crying becose thay afrayed of being Chainged Into somthing Else!! Heck i been tryinTo get “my” sexx chainged four Months and Months that Is wheye i get me shot up whith al them Moth Hormoans but al I got “To” shoe four it “so faar” is my Moth Antenners anyhow it is Four Thare Own Goood so shut up alreddy!!!
Geting yore Sex chainged becose wee Toled yiu to it is 1} the weighy to assurt yore Indypendanse and 2} yiu awlyays shuld oght to do “whatt” Us Interllecturals we telll yiu to do and 3$ It wil finely get rid of Trans Phobia ontce and four al becose thenn Evry Boddy “thay wil” be Trans!!!
Rebember!! The Futchure “it” is alyays in The Futchure!!!
It ought to be against the Geneva Convention to start school before Labor Day. But in some parts of the country, it has. And the first education outrages of the new school year have already been perpetrated.
At Rocklin Academy in California (where else?)–kids come home from this school in tears, and have nightmares, from the mandatory “gender” lessons that scare some little ones into thinking they might spontaneously change sex–the principal has “investigated” a first-grade girl for the crime of “misgendering” a classmate (https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2017/08/31/the-lefts-pronoun-tyranny-first-grader-sent-to-principals-office-for-misgendering-another-student/).
This enemy of the people said hello to a boy she knew, but didn’t know that he was now “transitioning” into a “girl” and so addressed him by his old name, calling him Floyd instead of Petunia, or whatever the names in question were. Although the intrepid investigators eventually concluded that the girl had only erred because she really didn’t know the boy was now calling himself a girl–ah, wait, stop! I can’t write any more of this.
Why is anybody still sending children to these schools?
“We won’t stop until we’ve convinced all the boys that they’re girls and all the girls that they’re boys!”
“What good will that do?”
There can be no answer to that question.
One of the results of this age is the new building program Down Below. They’re gonna need a bigger Hell. And an extra-hot oven for all these perverted “educators” and the morale imbecile parents who let them get away with it.
To do these things to children–!
(Thanks to Linda for the news tip.)
Hear at Our Collidge thay has started Yogur class for alumini and Interllecturals and i think Yogur “it is”” somthing that yiu “eat” butt i supose “it” is aslo al Theese hear Yogur Extrasizes and I gess yiu eat “The” Yogur afftar yiu “do the” Extrasize.!
So i runned over to the Stodent Centaur to get in “the class” and thay Toled me i culdnt Unlest i has Yogur Pants and i dint Know “waht” to “do” becose I dont know waht Yogur Pants thay look like!! and al i culd Think “of” saying was yiu Doing “the Micro Gresion on me!”” so thay let me in the Class whith-out Yogur Pants!
Now i amb al Soar from doing The Yogur and one “of “” my Moth Antenners it got bent and it sure herts!!! But that “it is” a Smalll price to Pay “becose” Yogur it keep yiu From turning “in-to” a christin, the Instrocter she sayed Yogur “it teeches” yiu That Yiu Are God!! How Abot That!!! it is jist “Waht” my prefesser he been sayin Al Allong, first yiu takes Gender Studies corses like me and than Yiu assines youself Whatevver gender yiu whant and yiu Can evvin make Up one iff yiu “dont” like any of the Genders that got listed “in” the Stodent Gyde and That “is How” we Creeights our selfs! and than i eated Some Yogur butt in Al Onesty i like jim sox bettter!!
Is this getting out of hand or what?
“So, Jason, you’re four years old today! What do you want to be when you grow up?”
“Oh, I want to be a girl! And my mommy and my school promised I could take those ‘stop puberty’ drugs real soon! I don’t know what puberty is, but I know it’s very bad!”
Planned Parenthood–whose goal is stopping human reproduction by any means available–has come out with new guidelines to “teach” pre-schoolers, three and four years old, all about transgenderism and masturbation. ( http://endoftheamericandream.com/archives/you-will-be-shocked-when-you-learn-what-planned-parenthood-wants-to-teach-preschoolers-about-sex) They also propose to teach parents “ways of determining whether your child is trans or not”–something that would not occur to any normal parent. But “talking with a counselor or therapist who’s familiar and supportive of LGBTQ identities–” what the Hell is this, anyway?–“is a good idea.” Oh, yeah: best idea since “ye shall be as gods.”
Planned Parenthood carries on this pogrom against sanity in the public schools, which we all pay for, and with $500 million of our own tax moneys, doled out to them every year by a Congress which is curiously inattentive to our wishes.
Have any of you, ever in your lives, seen anything take off like this push for “transgender”? Satan has scored big with this one.
If we don’t put a stop to it, God will.
Thanks (I think) to Linda for the news tip.
So this is the Democrat Party that babbles about how it’s going to reach out to regular Americans who don’t belong to far-left wacko subcultures. They’re going to wage culture war for the high and noble cause of allowing “transgendered persons”–that is, intensely disturbed individuals who have had themselves mutilated so they can claim to belong to the opposite sex–serve in the armed forces, after President Donald Trump said they’d have to be kept out from now on (http://www.nwahomepage.com/news/politics/transgender-ban-democrats-say-theyre-ready-for-culture-war/775927918).
Thank you, Mr. President. For eight years, with ol’ *Batteries Not Included in the White House, America’s armed forces were used as a laboratory for bizarre sociological experiments. Defending the American people by winning or deterring wars was at the bottom of the list. If we had ever had to go to war with a major power with a 21st-century military, we would have quickly been defeated. That’s what happens when you march your ROTC cadets around in ladies’ red shoes instead of training them how to be officers.
Meanwhile, Democrats assume the American people are solidly behind “transgender rights.” After all, a rally in San Francisco said so. Why, to be averse to “transgender” is “un-American”! And weren’t there at least 16 transgendered individuals who signed the Declaration of Independence?
Well, if that’s the hill the Dems want to die on, I say help them do it.
Because “transgender” is an abomination and God will judge our age very, very harshly for it.
Lord, remember that these things are done without our consent, against our will, and over our objections.