“There’s knittin’ and there’s knittin’…” –Madame Defarge
You’d think knitting would be a harmless, peaceful way to spend your time–but not if the Wokies have anything to say about it!
Turns out that this, too, is Racist… and you need Persons Of Color to straighten you out.
The whole idea seems to be “No more fun allowed!” Live out your days in the dreary, hopeless, stupid world of woke.