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‘Now You’ve Heard Everything’ (2019)

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Here’s one knitter who wouldn’t have groveled–Madame DeFarge.

Remember this? All the poor women said was, she was excitedly looking forward to her trip to India… and doing some knitting–and the roof fell in on her. The Wokies clamored for her scalp.

Now You’ve Heard Everything

Yes–somehow knitting (!) got construed as “Racist” and all the trolls piled on. The beleaguered knitter was forced to grovel to “Persons Of Color.” ‘Cause you know POCs are absolutely right about everything  and must be deferred to at every opportunity.

Knitting!

Suggestion: Don’t grovel. Ever.

‘Who Do These People Think They Are?’ (2019)

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“You’re all racists, and you know it. Vote Democrat and wash away your guilt!

Any minute now, we’ll be launched into the race-baiting portion of our 2024 national elections… Everyone’s a Racist but the Democrat candidate. And America’s a racist hell-hole.

Here’s how it’s done, vintage 2020:

Who Do These People Think They Are?

Yep! All it takes is a Democrat demogogue to “Explain” to us white folks just how bad and low-down we are, and we will self-hate ourselves into a utopia.

Run by Them. Always by Them, for Their benefit.

Kemistry It ‘Is’ Racist!!!! ((And ‘So’ Is Wauter!!!)’

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I awlyaws Knew that Kemistry iit “is” Racist!!! And now we All “know” its Trooue becose a prefesser at Yunavarsity of Ill. he says So!!!!!

How can enny boddy studdy Scyints whith-out studdying Cryptical Race Theery!!! The hole idear it “Is” Prepoceros!!!!!!

Taik “the” kemistry Of wauter, For instints! Waht cood be moar Racist “thabn” wauter??? They cawl it “HO2” witch is jist Coad “foar wyte soupremassy!”!” Heer “at” the Stoodint Soviet,, We Dee-mannd that thay doughnt “Teech that” no moar!!!!! Not unlest thay Chainge Kemistry to refract insippient Racism!!!! And that gose “foar” Fyzzicks and Buyolorgy and awl themb Other scyinces Tooo!!

Awl wauter It Is Diffrint!! Thare is wimmins Wauter and Peeple Of Cullor wauter and then thare Is aslo “wyte wauter” and Thats “whye” Racists thay like wyte wauter Raffting!!!! I tryed “that” oncet and i Allmoast drownded!!!!!!

We Dee-mannd seppret drinking fowntins Foar “evvry Mynaritty!!!!  And aslo seppret Sincks “and” Toylets!!!! Our deer Fimbo Yunavursitty must “take The leed” in fiting Racist Kemistry!!!!!!!

‘”Systemic Racism” Found on Mars!’ (2020)

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In the scientific breakthrough of the millennium, scientists have discovered systemic racism on Mars–but has not found any evidence that any form of life ever existed there.

‘Systemic Racism’ Found–on Mars!

“What can you say?” said the project director. “Racism is everywhere! It’s not confined to living things!”

Mars has “racist rocks and dirt,” he added.

The King of Crapola

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A few days ago SloJo Biden celebrated the pagan holiday, Earth Day. with an executive order creating a brand-new Office of Environmental Justice” (https://www.nationalreview.com/news/biden-signs-executive-order-creating-office-of-environmental-justice/).

This is, in the words of some idiot somewhere, to be The Mission for each and every federal agency–“environmental justice for all.” And of course, what would any Democrat policy caper be without invoking the big boogieman, Racism? Which is, we discover to our surprise, synonymous with “environmental injustice.”

It’s all about securing “the future of our planet,” the doddering fake president babbles.

Now that they’ve mastered stealing a national election, Democrats can run any candidate they please, and pursue any cock-a-meemy wack-job public policy that activates their fantasy glands… and still win.

Each and every federal agency.

How do we get out from under what they’ve done to our country?

‘The’ I-Q Skandle Of The Centaury!!!!

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I cant beleave “the” Hait and Racism!!! But thare “it is”!”!” Somb Biggit Haiters thay done a Studdy “that” sudjests our I-Qes thay ARE GOING DOWWN INSTEAD OF UP!!!!!!

So heer “at” Collidge our Stoodint Soviet we done our “oan” studdy and gess waht!!! We “Are Not” geting dumb and stopid!! No way!!!! WE ARE GETING SMARTER EVRY DAIY!!!!!

Jist look At us!!!! Nhow we are Abel to see Racism evvry-ware!! Epsessially in plaices we never seen It befoar!@!! We can spot Secksism and Abelism and Wite Stupremmasy a myle awhay!!!! Heer,, i whil shoew yiu! Taik a Look “at” this heer Basebawl Card!!!

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Yiu wood nevver gess this Heer Bil White gye he was a Wite Strupremmassist wood yiu?? Butt nhow that we been “To” Collidge and awl got Smart, we “can” see it rite awhey!!!!! It taiks Reel Eddication to do That!!!!!! So haow the blaizzis can They say weer geting dumber????

Jist the Other Daiy i tryed “to” putt a Hat on and gess waht!!! It diddnt fit,, “it was” whay tooo Smawl!!!! That thare it is Prooof that my Brane it has groan Bigger!!!! becose “of” awl “the” Eddication i been puting Into “it!”! Bye the tymb i gett “my deegree” i whil kneed “a” mutch Bigger Hat!!!!!

 

 

Wiping Up the Floor with the School Board

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How now! I missed this when it first came out, two years ago; but I’m glad I’ve got it now, because it’s solid gold.

Hear this 15-year-old high school freshman level the karma of the District 196 school board in Minnesota. He’s decided to finish his education somewhere other than Rosemount High School–where the only thing that matters to the “educators”… is race! And cutting white people down to size.

The crowd applauded enthusiastically.

What in the world are people thinking of, who leave their kids in public schools? Nothing is taught there but racial paranoia, aberrant sex, and Far Left politics. That’s it, that’s the whole curriculum.

And it only took a 15-year-old to see right through it.

‘American Whiners Censor Australian TV Commercial’ (2015)

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“Oh, noooooo! Not fried chicken!”

No place on the planet is save from the ravages of whiny liberals. In 2015, American liberals horned in on Australian TV’s cricket broadcasts.

American Whiners Censor Australian TV Commercial

Yes, white liberals decided that black people ought not to like fried chicken. In fact, virtually everybody loves fried chicken! And virtually all normal persons don’t like liberals. I mean, which would you rather do without?

Coach ‘Suspended’… For Quoting Bible

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Sorry–couldn’t resist the sign. I don’t have much respect for sports.

Ooooh! You quoted the Bible! Taboo! Verboten!

The basketball coach at Texas Tech has been “suspended” for quoting the Bible to one of his players (https://thefederalist.com/2023/03/06/texas-tech-suspends-head-basketball-coach-for-quoting-the-bible/). Seems it was racist! Somehow.

The verses in question supposedly had to do with “serving their masters” and “being more receptive” to coaching. Yes, in several places, the Bible does tell us to serve our masters–because everyone, no matter how high up the ladder, has a master in Jesus Christ. It’s about conscientiousness. It most certainly is not about racism.

What, exactly, is this coach in trouble for? Would he be in the soup if he’d quoted… oh…Obama? Or Lenin? Marx?

Of course not.

College hoops is big business whose purpose is to rake in money. The “education” part is a fig leaf. But in the world of public education, Woke tops every other consideration.

That’s why our country’s on the ropes.

‘Now You’ve Heard Everything’ (2019)

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“There’s knittin’ and there’s knittin’…” –Madame Defarge

You’d think knitting would be a harmless, peaceful way to spend your time–but not if the Wokies have anything to say about it!

Turns out that this, too, is Racist… and you need Persons Of Color to straighten you out.

Now You’ve Heard Everything

The whole idea seems to be “No more fun allowed!” Live out your days in the dreary, hopeless, stupid world of woke.