NASA has discovered “irrefutable evidence” of “systemic racism” on Mars–and “It’s right there for everyone to see,” says Project Director Dr. I.C. Catpee (http://stupid.com).
“It’s all there in the stones and in the dirt,” Dr. Catpee continued. “See those shadows? You only get shadows like that when there’s systemic racism around–just like on earth!”
Mars, he said, “made the mistake of not having an all-powerful central government to address the problem, and so it just festered and festered for millions of years.” He did admit that the fact that the planet had no life-forms on it inhibited the creation of a central government. “But where there’s a will there’s a way!”
Systemic racism can be found “literally anywhere you look!” he said. “Don’t let what happened to Mars happen to earth! End systemic racism now, or it will end all life on earth… although of course women and minorities will be hardest hit.”
But Paw Patrol‘s producers brought it on themselves, pre-emptively declaring “solidarity” with the racist/communist group, “Black Lives Matter” (except if they’re being shot by other blacks). “We will be muting our content,” groveled the producers, “until June 7th to give access for Black [why the capital B?] voices to be heard so we can continue to listen and further our learning.”
Could anything be more shameful? Are we back in Red China in 1968?
In the wake of the producers’ prostrating themselves to a bunch of communist race hustlers, a lot of people responded with humorous Tweets and ironic threats to protest the show. Obviously not meant to be taken seriously.
But it wasn’t obvious to some toadstool at the New York Times, who sided with the “protests” even though they were made as jokes, because, she babbled, Paw Patrol must (there’s that “pro-choice” crowd again, taking away your choices) join in “banishing the good-cop archetype” because, of course, there are no good cops, only bad ones. So says the New York Times. When are we going to banish the “good ‘journalist’ archetype”?
So far, Nickelodeon says it has no plans to cancel the show and has renewed it for an eighth season.
Too bad it takes a freakin’ pestilence to make us close our borders. It should’ve been done years ago.
Remember this? After a pair of illegal aliens rape a 14-year-old girl right there in the school building, and parents object… the superintendent of schools calls them a bunch of racists and xenophobes.
The United Church of Christ is just one of many dying flatline denominations, but noozies who don’t know any better–or who do know better, but just have an aversion to the truth–like to depict it as “a major portion of mainline Christianity.” Complete with “gay marriages,” “gay” clergy, and self-hating white liberals.
The combination of corrupt churches and a corrupt nooze media may not get much done, but it certain is disgusting to look at.
Eeeek! White Supremacists! They’ve got a manifesto and everything!
Let’s see if we understand this… It’s not racist when the looniversity holds “workshops” and seminars about how awful white people are and how everything’s their fault… But it is racist for any other identity group to get any kind of criticism. Got it?
“White supremacists” are largely imaginary, like Bigfoot, but leftids are always squawking about what an existential threat they pose to pretty much everything. Far Left moronic colleges and public schools have devoted a great deal of effort to “teaching” students that White People–especially heterosexual white males (booooo! hisssss!)–are to blame for everything that’s wrong, anywhere. So of course the “manifesto” scared the students out of their foot-jammies and sparked them to demand “a new curriculum on diversity.” “Diversity” is when everyone thinks and says exactly the same things that everybody else thinks and says.
We are told there have been incidents of “racist vandalism and graffiti” recently on the Syracuse campus. These so often turn out to be hoaxes perpetrated by the “victim” that it would seem extraordinary for one to be genuine.
But again, let’s see… Hmmm… The looniversity labors night and day to teach people that they are “real” only insofar as they belong to this or that identity group, and that Evil White Men are out to get them and everyone’s a racist unless they can prove they’re Far Left caucasian-baiters, etc., etc.–and they’re surprised they’ve created an atmosphere of total racial paranoia?
Besides which, only total nut-cases ever have a “manifesto.”images of