Banning Everything (‘Cause Everything is Racist)

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Built with pride! And nothing else.

Way back when, I taught at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. It was an engineering college then. Its graduates were expected to be able to design and build things that wouldn’t fall apart.

Now RPI has an “ethnomusicologist”–do you know what that is? does it have anything to do with engineering?–who has organized a major academic conference [groans offstage] to “explore” pop stars like Taylor Swift… and especially in regard to “the whiteness of her fans.” Am I wrong, or are these people starting to sound like Captain Ahab? Obsessed with killing the White Whale.

The conference will also probe how “country music facilitates reproduction of racial and gender inequalities” (https://www.thecollegefix.com/academic-conference-looks-critically-at-taylor-swifts-career-including-the-whiteness-of-her-fans/).

Well sheee-it! boys ‘n’ girls–that bridge you designed and built just collapsed with 200 cars on it, but so what? You’re clued into the whiteness of Taylor Swift’s fans! Really, what more could anybody ask in an engineer?

Damn, everything’s racist! You just can’t have any fun anymore! Gotta ban everything.

When are we going to have enough of this?

‘You’re Still a Racist’ (2016)

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I re-run this post from time to time to remind readers that “You’re all racists!” is a project that Far Left Crazy has been working on for quite a few years.

‘You’re Still a Racist’

Critical Race Theory, which aims at establishing the perpetual guilt of all white people and building a society founded on racial hatred, has been in the works for a long time. Here’s the “United Church of Christ” in 2016 hectoring its few dozen members to embrace their guilt. I wonder if anyone still belongs to the UCC; it might’ve been completely deserted by now.

Flatline churches have been a national disease for a long, long time.

Has My Temper Got the Better of Me?

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Somebody on my chess forum has told me I ought to throttle back on the name-calling.

For some reason it made me think of a bit in a 1953 sci-fi classic, It Came from Outer Space. Things have been getting very gnarly, and the sheriff is just about ready to erupt. And he says, “Did you know… more people are murdered at 92 degrees Fahrenheit than any other temperature. I read an article once–lower temperatures, people are easy-going. Over 92, it’s too hot to move. But just 92, people get irritable!”

Well, what can I say? I get irritable. Especially when it’s day after day with white liberal useful idiots squawking about how much they hate white people and how bad all white people are, yatta-yatta. It’s my job to check the news each day, but there’s only so much of this Woke Democrat horse-schiff I can take.

I think it’s important and valuable to mock the Far Left self-anointed oracles who presume to lecture us. They believe their own hype and it drives them crazy when they’re laughed at. If there’s anybody out there who’s fooled by the Left’s pretense to superior intelligence, we owe it to them to set them free from that deception.

We are not up against criminal geniuses like Prof. Moriarty or Dr. Fu Manchu, super-villains, might as well surrender, etc. True, there are a few sharp knives in that drawer; but it’s a very big drawer. For the most part, we’re up against poops and twaddlers who haven’t even a suspicion of just how stupid they are.

And, and, and! We are up against spiritual wickedness in high places. See St. Paul’s warning in Ephesians 6: 10-20. Earnest prayer is called for.

I’m not trying to say it’s a good thing for me to lose my temper when dealing with Satan’s sock puppets. But “winsome” just looks phony when I try it, and besides, it’s wasted on them.

Another Lunatic Posing as a Shrink

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Why are we expected to put up with this? The Journal of the American Psychoanalytic Assn. last month published a hate screed by a white liberal male (as usual!), On Having Whiteness (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/06/medical-journal-labels-whiteness-malignant-parasitic-like-condition-not-yet-permanent-cure/). In it, Dr. Demento called “whiteness” a “malignant, parasitic-like condition… nearly impossible to eliminate” and schiff, there’s “not yet a permanent cure,” blah-blah.

Do you think anyone would’ve published this if he’d said “blackness” is a disease?

Really, he’s the one who needs psychoanalyzing. Probably a straitjacket and a rubber room, too.

Yapping about “racism,” leftids work themselves into a frenzy and turn into the biggest racists of them all. Who hasn’t seen that?

Does anybody out there think this kind of lunacy is good for the country–or good for anything at all?

If you do, you’re as daft as he is.

And this has to stop. It has to stop now.

 

Now It’s ‘Racist’ Birds

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Do they know they’re racists?

So some Far Left Crazy doofus who writes field guides wants a whole bunch of birds’ names to be changed… because they’re “racist” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/06/leftist-loons-now-targeting-racist-bird-names/).

Honk if you really, truly, deeply care if some bird you just saw at the birdbath is named after some bird-watcher in the 19th century that you never heard of but who had 19th century ideas ANDTHATSJUSTSOBADOMGIMHYPERVENTILATING–!

This donk wants all birds’ names changed if they were named by or for “racists.” ‘Cause just because you lived 150 years before Woke was even thought of, that’s no excuse for not being Woke.

What do you want to bet he’d have no trouble at all naming some finch after Mao Tse-tung, the most prolific mass murderer of all time?

Really, it’s time this was all stopped cold.

Haow ‘To” Fined A Seecrit Racist!!!

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I amb nott shur waht themb Numb’ers “are”,, i “Think” thay telll yiu Haow Big a Racist somb one Is!!

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And somb Hater he sayed Waht “whil yiu Idjjits do wen the spinnner It saze “yiu Are All Racists”??” So wee beet himb up.

New! Racial Glasses for Your Racist Eyes!

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Why go to all the trouble to make a black Superman movie (https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/dc-black-superman-jj-abrams-clark-kent) when anyone can just put on a pair of glasses that lets you see anyone in any color you please? Besides which, who goes to the movies anymore? There’s nothing to see.

Ah! But imagine you’re watching a Superman movie and just burning up inside because Superman is white. What do you do?

You put on a pair of Co-lor-Spex from Pdgaa Products–and presto! Everyone in the movie, even in the crowd scenes, is black! No more whiteys anywhere. Buy a different pair of Spex for every color!

And they work with pictures in books, too. And TV broadcasts. And for stuff streaming on your computer. Even the nooze!

With Co-lor-Spex you will never again–never!–have to see people who aren’t the right color. But wait, there’s more!

Pdgaa’s crack research team is working on All Day Co-lor-Spex so that every person you see in public or in private will be in the color that you want to see! You’ll never again see anyone who’s in the wrong skin color!

And they’re only $1.99 a pair! Order yours today!

 

‘Are You a Racist?’ (2014)

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You’d better like really hot peppers–or else!

In 2014 someone hoaxed passersby, telling them the Speaker of the House admitted he didn’t like Mexican food and asking them what they thought should be done about it. And a lot of little fascists said some action ought to be taken against him because not liking Mexican food makes you a Racist and by golly the country can’t tolerate that!

Are You a Racist?

By now they’ve had some years to work on their position to make it even more irrational, unjust, and stupid. Now you don’t even have to be white to be a White Supremacist. Any opposition to these vermin, no matter how trivial or ineffectual, has them howling for your head on a pole.

Democrats–think how great America would be without them.

‘Justice’ Dept. Wants to Stop Arizona Ballot Audit

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After several lawsuits were shot down in court, Democrats suing to stop the audit of 2.1 million ballots cast in Maricopa County, Arizona, in the 2020 election, Far Left activists have handed off to the so-called Biden “Justice” Dept. (https://www.businessinsider.com/us-justice-department-expresses-concerns-over-arizona-election-audit-2021-5).

Biden allegedly “won” Maricopa County by some 45,000 votes and the state of Arizona by 10,000. And if they think we believe that…

“Justice” is taking a new approach: now they have “concerns,” they say, that the audit might lead to “voter intimidation.” Especially of Minority voters.

In other words, trying to find out what really happened in that election… is Racist! Because everything is Racist, don’t you know.

Why don’t they just take out full-page ads in all the papers, and saturate the social media, and shout it from the housetops, “We are big fat crooks and boy, have we got something to hide” ?

This is not how honest people behave. This is how thieves and liars behave. And we resent their calculation that we’re too dumb to figure it out.

You stole the election, you swine. Everything you say and do proclaims it.

‘Memory Lane: Dr. Seuss Zoo’ (2018)

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No fun allowed! Dr. Seuss is banned!

This was before the Wokies started banning Dr. Seuss because everything is racist and no one should ever be allowed to have any fun.

When I was a kid, we had a lot of fun with these.

Memory Lane: Dr. Seuss Zoo

We didn’t know that by playing mix-and-match with these goofy little animals, we were perpetuating slavery.

Don’t you just wish they’d all dry up and blow away, forever?