“There’s knittin’ and there’s knittin’…” –Madame Defarge
You’d think knitting would be a harmless, peaceful way to spend your time–but not if the Wokies have anything to say about it!
Turns out that this, too, is Racist… and you need Persons Of Color to straighten you out.
The whole idea seems to be “No more fun allowed!” Live out your days in the dreary, hopeless, stupid world of woke.
Orcs from the movies–they need a Safe Space
The fact that there are no such thing as Orcs doesn’t faze this alleged science fiction writer: he’s hot to trot for Orcs’ civil rights!
Well, we do know this, don’t we–leftids are only happy when they can find something to complain about and spoil normal people’s fun.
We read fantasy to get away from stuff like this. The surest, deadliest way to kill a fantasy is to inject it with the follies that beset us in the real world. So much for escape!
Liberals are people who want to tunnel into prison camps.
Yes, I know today is not actually Halloween. I’ve saved up a good oldie for tomorrow.
Today we’re going to ride around town enjoying the Halloween decorations… such as they are.
From what I’ve seen so far, decorated houses are at an all-time low this year. It’s like someone came along and sucked all the joy out of Halloween. Hmm… I wonder who that could’ve been.
And here we have, ahem, “reporters” swooping down on little kids to ask them penetrating questions and, if all goes well, to make them cry.
When I was in school, they wouldn’t have had enough straight-A students to throw a party for; so this problem never came up. But imagine you’re told you can’t have a birthday party unless everyone is invited?
Have you noticed this about liberals? The only fun they know how to have is stopping other people from having fun.
If you look inside the crook of his right elbow, you can see a nice big juicy hamburger on a platter–just the kind of meal us peasants shouldn’t be allowed to have.
Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, whose name means “ridiculous” in Japanese, has famously told us that we “shouldn’t” eat hamburgers anymore, ’cause we gotta Save The Planet from cow farts or something.
Only she was photographed at a restaurant the other night, with her chief of staff, and her chief of staff was chowing down on a nice big burger (https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2019/02/ocasiocortez_freaks_out_when_photographed_with_chief_of_staff_eating_forbidden_hamburger.html).
What? It’s OK for politicians and their hangers-on to have a burger, but not for us?
Naturally the photographer posted the pictures on Twitter, touching off a storm of comments pertaining to Ridiculous and her hypocrisy. Like, who’s surprised? Like, who ever saw a liberal practicing austerity? And don’t go telling me John Kerry had a pretty plain and humble yacht, as yachts go.
So she called the photographer “creepy” for taking her picture in a public place, doing something she says we shouldn’t do, objected strenuously, and then maybe went out and had a couple of cheese-steaks.
I love Melania Trump because she never bothers us. Most of the First Ladies in my time have been pests. The last one was the worst. Well, no, check that–Mrs. Clinton was the worst. But the other was certainly the runner-up. Like for instance:
Mrs. Obama’s good old-fashioned ‘smores! Minus chocolate, minus marshmallows. Take that, you peasants!
