Man, I thought I’d never have to see this [censored] again, once I’d finished high school. And for a few decades, this was true.
But now Donald Trump is president, the man’s a philistine, he don’t like art–and he should leave Kennedy Center alone! And PBS, too! He don’t want to spend public money on this stuff anymore. Like there was ever any better use for pubic money!
But no! He wants Kennedy Center to put on the kind of shows he likes! Jugglers, maybe.
Well ha-ha-ha, Mishter Trump, the joak it is on you!! We are coming after you with INTERPRETIVE DANCE! Stick that in your bong and smoke it! Interpretive Dance will clean out your head! You will try to hide but you aint gonna do it–nobody hides from interpretive dance!
Itll drive you out of the White House and then Kamalalala she can be president and we can go back to protesting Other Stuff.
[Editor’s Note: This is not a satire or a parody, and the video is genuine… Heaven help us.]