A Lesson from the Iowa Caucus

Good morning, boys and girls! Oops, sorry about that. I should have said Good morning, purple penguins. Gender-neutral language.

The Iowa caucuses are over and done, and I’m here to introduce you–those of you who are recent collidge grads, for instance–to a brand-new word: frivolous. It means not having any serious purpose or value. Feel free to use it yourselves.

You see, the race between the Democrats– Hillary Clinton, the most corrupt woman in the Western hemisphere, and joke candidate Bernie Sanders–was so close, they had to decide six precincts by… a coin toss! (  http://www.marketwatch.com/story/coin-toss-broke-6-clinton-sanders-deadlocks-in-iowa-and-hillary-won-each-time-2016-02-02 ) “Heads I win, tails America loses.” And wouldn’tcha know? Hillery won all six coin flips.

Bernie wants a recount.

The lesson here is that deciding the fate of a nation may be handled as a frivolous affair, lacking any serious purpose or value.

It would save us an awful lot of money, though, if instead of having elections to high national office, we could have a lottery instead.

Oh, but that would be frivolous!

Ya mean a coin toss isn’t?

I guess there’s only one more question our rulers need to ask themselves.

“Have we left undone anything at all that might destroy our country?”

7 comments on “A Lesson from the Iowa Caucus

  1. The answer is – probably not. The absurdity, along with Judgment of The Most High, has overtaken this land.
    Our answer is 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
    But this nation has forgotten God.

  2. Lee, well said. Hillary should be in shackles for treason, but that would require people to care about the sinking of America and her laundry list of crimes that would send fellow citizens up the river for life. Decades of evidence have proven her to be both a liar and thief while first “lady” in Arkansas and 1600 Penn Ave. Dear young voter, Hillary cares not one iota for women she mercilessly persecuted and prosecuted women abused by her philandering husband. Answer to doubt = Google.

    1. A bellyful of the lamestream media bias, maybe, but you bring not only a bit of levity to this insanity, but you provide for the conservative Christians trying to sift through the rubbish to find a kernel of truth.

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