Proof! Proof! Proof of Centaurs!

Well fry my hide! Not only are centaurs real, but they even got one to do an Old Spice commercial! And somehow this eluded the attention of serious philosophers all over the world–hah!

Maybe there are commercials that reveal other hidden truths that They don’t want you to know about. Like maybe there really was, at least at one time, a little tiny guy who sailed his little tiny boat inside a toilet bowl. Or, for that matter, a jolly green giant taller than an office building! Maybe!

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