Has She Got the Wrong Number!

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This morning a publicist invited me to review a book offering “a fresh alternative to traditional therapeutic methods.” Oh, boy. What is this fresh alternative?

Past Lives Regression Therapy, of course. And it’s not just for New Age bozos, says the publicist–like, it’s totally mainstream!

Excuse me a moment. I have to go bang my head against the wall.

The author, says the publicist, is a “certified regression therapist.” Certified? By who? I’m sure I can find individuals who are certified dowsers, too. The difference is, the dowser either finds water or he doesn’t. How do you get certified to browse through your patient’s past lives?

I’m sorry. Every time I hear about past lives, I think of some fat guy with a black beard and a bad complexion woo-wooing about how he once was a lady-in-waiting to Marie Antoinette.

If we really had past lives, the Bible would have told us. Instead, God’s word says, “And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: so Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many…” (Hebrews 9:27) Note that it does not say you die whole bunches of times and keep on coming back as Sonja Henie.

Then again, this author has “trained with the world’s foremost experts” on unraveling Joe Blow’s glamorous past lives.

I thought this twaddle had all dissolved away ten years ago or so: that past lives had become old hat, replaced by exciting new inanities like transgenderism and Chrislam. Well, maybe it still attracts some old hippies. That and animal spirit guides. We have a store in our town where they can put you in touch with your animal spirit guide, in case you need stock tips from a hamster.

6 comments on “Has She Got the Wrong Number!

  1. Hebrews 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment

    Apparently this writer is unfamiliar with this bible verse.

    1. I suggest she is unfamiliar with every word of the Bible–except for maybe “Judge not.” Every liberal ninny quotes that one.

  2. Love the cartoon used above- so funny!

    The Hindu religion is very old, and it teaches reincarnation. And what is reincarnation based on? The earth is billions of years old – sound familiar? So when Darwin and his heretic comrades came up with Evolution is God they were only tapping into what some hermit mediators in caves thousands of years ago received from “ancient” spirits – you know, kind of like the way Mohammed perverted the Christian religion.

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