Laura, you are the lucky reader who has posted Comment No. 8,000, and you’ve won an autographed copy of one of my books. All I need is your address so I can send it. You can either provide it in a comment, which I’ll delete after I write it down, or you can email it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
The next winner will be whoever posts No. 9,000. I wonder how long that will take.
Meanwhile, Laura, I hope you enjoy your winnings.