Scientist Says Cussing Means You’re Smart

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Oh, where would we be without our scientists?

Or, to put it in a way that’s supposed to make me sound even smarter, where would we ****ing be without our ****ing scientists?

Yes, a credentialed scientist has actually claimed that using curse words, especially the f-bomb, is a sign of superior intelligence ( http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2016/11/17/is-cursing-bad-or-good-for-you/ ). In fact, “[T]he ones who swear the most have the biggest vocabulary overall,” said a professor of Cognitive Science at UC San Diego.

Question: If cussers have such a great vocabulary, why don’t they (bleep) use it?

Some of those trolls on the Internet must be blankety-blank geniuses.

No, this is not a satire. I have not made it up just to make fun of scientists. Check the link above.

They don’t need me to satirize them. They do such a (censored) good job of it themselves.

6 comments on “Scientist Says Cussing Means You’re Smart

  1. What I meant to say was:

    Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil;
    Who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness;
    Who substitute bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!
    Isaiah 5:20

    1. &#$$%^@!! RIGHT IT DOES!!!!!!

      Hey, if Hillary can melt into an alcoholic rage and physically attack her staff then cussin’ ain’t no big deal. 🙂

  2. Unbelievable. Where on the earth does it end? Are these people part of the human race, or did they land here from Nebiru (or whatever)?

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