This is just too ridiculous not to be true. Honest, I haven’t made it up, it’s not one of my little satires.
It seems some political insiders are discreetly whispering behind fans that, come 2020, Hillary “Careless” Clinton will again run for president ( http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2016/11/29/not-again-hillary-reportedly-eying-another-presidential-run-n2252257 ).
Great Scott! Who does she think she is–the Mummy? I mean, really, some people just never learn. I know the Democrats are kind of short on normal people they can run for office–but this?
Go on, do it, it’s just bound to work this time! America really, secretly, craves high taxes, big government, open borders, and all the rest of Hillary’s deluxe fun pack.