To: All staff and personnel at The New York Times, CNN, MSNBC, and other assorted nooze media
Re: James Comey hearings
In which it becomes apparent even to you–well, maybe not to you, but surely to everybody else–that President Trump is not, and has not been, under investigation, and that neither Comey nor anyone else has found any evidence that “the Russians stole the election from Hillary.”
You have been telling lies.
And here is your reward.