You can’t argue with a picture! A person who wishes to remain anonymous spotted this baby jackalope on his back porch yesterday and just managed to snap this candid photo before the critter hopped away. And this in New Jersey, even!
The jackalope, a hybrid of a rabbit and either a deer or a pronghorn antelope, long dismissed as legendary, scientists now know becomes real as a result of Transphobia and Climbit Change. They may look cute, warns Dr. Azog Pongo of the Science Institute, “but they can be deadly. And the only defense against them, ultimately, is for the federal government to collect all money and redistribute it as a guaranteed income, an equal share for all, except scientists and politicians and movie stars and football players, they get more.”
As Man-Made Global Warming continues to blanket most of North America with unseasonably cold weather, look to see more jackalopes on more back porches.
That’s only the tip of the iceberg. This morning, the 25′ walk out to my car was a gauntlet of death as hundreds of these creatures had amassed in front of my home. They can kill, just by looking at you, so I had to sprint to my car with my hands over my eyes, so they wouldn’t be able to see me. Obviously, it worked, because I’m here and still alive, although I currently self-indentify as a purple cabbage and the world around me looks like a grater. Such was the effect of this trauma. Now, I need to get back to my Play-Doh and hot cocoa. 🙂
Hilarious, UnKnowable! But how do purple cabbages manage to type at a keyboard? 🙂
They self-identify as cabbages with fingers. Hey, if you’re making it up as you go along, you can do anything. 🙂
It looks cute. Do not think it is dangerous.
That’s where you’d be wrong. Wolverines would flee in terror at the sight of one. 🙂
How long did it take to get the antler headset onto the bunny? Or is it a photoshop creation? In these days of animal costuming, one never knows. 😉
How about cabbage costuming? Don’t be a bigot. 🙂
Do I detect a hint of skepticism?
This is what my Bincy Bunny looks like without the antlers. Jackalopes are real – they get along well with centaurs.
Hey, today is J.R. R. Tolkien’s birthday!!
Three cheers!