For those who have trouble distinguishing between hamsters and human beings, this video should be helpful.
Imagine humans spinning around in a wheel as fast as hamsters spin. Now try to imagine them doing it without throwing up.
Imagine a pair of human legs moving as fast as hamsters can move their legs, so that they’re just a blur, like in a cartoon. How fast do you suppose you could run, if your legs could move like that?
Need we add that any human would be hard-put to stuff a whole corncob into his mouth and make it disappear?