Hamsters Ain’t Human

For those who have trouble distinguishing between hamsters and human beings, this video should be helpful.

Imagine humans spinning around in a wheel as fast as hamsters spin. Now try to imagine them doing it without throwing up.

Imagine a pair of human legs moving as fast as hamsters can move their legs, so that they’re just a blur, like in a cartoon. How fast do you suppose you could run, if your legs could move like that?

Need we add that any human would be hard-put to stuff a whole corncob into his mouth and make it disappear?

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

6 responses to “Hamsters Ain’t Human

  • UnKnowable

    Try to convince me that they aren’t having fun. Go ahead; try.

    These reflect the Creator’s love, plain and simple. He makes animals so that they can enjoy life. In this fallen world things are not always so beautiful, but in the restitution animals will have a better life, too.

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  • Phoebe

    Such dear little beasts. Thank you, Lee.

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  • thewhiterabbit2016

    Way too funny! We always had hamsters when our daughter was little. We would put them in a plastic ball and they would run all over the house bumping into things – it was hilarious. The trouble is, hamsters don’t live very long – too sad on a little girl’s psyche, so we graduated to bunny rabbits.

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