‘U.N. Warns: Global Warming Makes Statues Come to Life’ (2016)

It’s a good thing none of these statues came to life while people were trying to pull them down, last summer. I wonder how fast you have to run, for the statue not to catch you.

https://leeduigon.com/2016/10/23/this-just-in-un-warns-global-warming-makes-statues-come-to-life/

FYI, Global Warming also causes cigars to burn up one side and not the other, bad blind dates, itchy scalp, and Elizabeth Warren.

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