It’s a good thing none of these statues came to life while people were trying to pull them down, last summer. I wonder how fast you have to run, for the statue not to catch you.
https://leeduigon.com/2016/10/23/this-just-in-un-warns-global-warming-makes-statues-come-to-life/
FYI, Global Warming also causes cigars to burn up one side and not the other, bad blind dates, itchy scalp, and Elizabeth Warren.