Now They’re Politicizing Ice Cream

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Warning: Eating Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream, any flavor, may turn you into a homosexual. Even handling the container might, at the very least, make people think you might eat it, and they will be ashamed to know you.

Ben & Jerry’s Far Left Schmendrick Ice Cream has a new flavor called “Resist,” which seems to be vanilla loaded with cliches. Its purpose, they say, is to “promote activism in the US.” They are “working on behalf of people of color… and environmental justice and women,” blah-blah-gag. ‘Cause all good liberals know that “people of color” just can’t do diddly for themselves and must be coddled and spoon-fed by the Democrat plantation owners or else they would probably run out and play in traffic. Etc.

If anybody ever deserved to lose an election by the widest possible margin, it’s this year’s crop of liberals.

 

7 comments on “Now They’re Politicizing Ice Cream

  1. We are praying for you, Ina. My back gave me misery for years, but was miraculously, instantly healed 30 years ago- no pain ever again. May the same miracle be yours, in Jesus’ name.

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