Now They’re Politicizing Ice Cream

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Warning: Eating Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream, any flavor, may turn you into a homosexual. Even handling the container might, at the very least, make people think you might eat it, and they will be ashamed to know you.

Ben & Jerry’s Far Left Schmendrick Ice Cream has a new flavor called “Resist,” which seems to be vanilla loaded with cliches. Its purpose, they say, is to “promote activism in the US.” They are “working on behalf of people of color… and environmental justice and women,” blah-blah-gag. ‘Cause all good liberals know that “people of color” just can’t do diddly for themselves and must be coddled and spoon-fed by the Democrat plantation owners or else they would probably run out and play in traffic. Etc.

If anybody ever deserved to lose an election by the widest possible margin, it’s this year’s crop of liberals.

 

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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