‘Ben & Jerry’s: Shills for Sodomy’ (2017)

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Wow! Brand-new moral laws! We didn’t even have to ask for it!

Have any of God’s laws been repealed? You’d certainly get that impression, from today’s pop culture. Like, they’ve all been chucked right out the window.

Ben & Jerry’s: Shills for Sodomy

It started with us wanting to be “nice” and humane and gentle. Now you get hauled into court if you don’t want to make a cake celebrating some freak’s “transition.” We wanted to be kind. Well, that good need didn’t go unpunished.

And we’ve got these companies like Ben & Jerry’s riding the crest of whatever disgusting new aberration comes along, shilling like crazy for it.

Absolutely shame on us.

Now They’re Politicizing Ice Cream

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Warning: Eating Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream, any flavor, may turn you into a homosexual. Even handling the container might, at the very least, make people think you might eat it, and they will be ashamed to know you.

Ben & Jerry’s Far Left Schmendrick Ice Cream has a new flavor called “Resist,” which seems to be vanilla loaded with cliches. Its purpose, they say, is to “promote activism in the US.” They are “working on behalf of people of color… and environmental justice and women,” blah-blah-gag. ‘Cause all good liberals know that “people of color” just can’t do diddly for themselves and must be coddled and spoon-fed by the Democrat plantation owners or else they would probably run out and play in traffic. Etc.

If anybody ever deserved to lose an election by the widest possible margin, it’s this year’s crop of liberals.