Well, we’re at the doctor’s, doing our do-over; but that doesn’t mean I can’t share a hot news flash with you.
Special Prosecutor-Witchfinder Robert Mueller, we learn from a thoroughly unreliable source, will now probe the 1986 World Series for evidence of “collusion” between Donald Trump (not president then, just a bad rich guy in New York) and The Russians.
The New York Mets defeated the Boston Red Sox in the series when Sox first baseman Bill Bucker made a crucial error in Game 6.
But now, according to an assistant substitute groundskeeper who is being offered U.S. citizenship and a lot of dates with supermodels in return for his testimony, and life imprisonment if he doesn’t sing, Trump and The Russians arranged for Mookie Wilson’s batted ball to take a tricky bounce.
“I’ll get that sonofab**** out of office if it’s the last thing I do!” Mueller confided to his master, Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer. “We can’t allow grubby stinking little voters to decide who gets elected president!”
Amazingly believable, Lee. They’ll stop at nothing.
I was sorta afraid some people really would believe it.
Too late! I already burned all of my Mets baseball cards. 🙂
Ask any Yankee fan: the Red Sox deserved it.
So perfect, when you consider all the races that have been flipped since November 6th, and in favor of the Dems. Not one GOP candidate won in Republican Orange County, California – hmmmm.
They’ve got voter fraud down to a science.