Trudeau Exec Order: Believe in Evolution, or You Can’t Have a Job

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It isn’t Cultural Appropriation when he does it. It’s just stupid.

Thanks to a new executive order by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Canadians will now have to sign an “oath of attestation,” professing their belief in Evolution, as a condition of employment.

“There is no room in the Canadian economy for hateful people who refuse to believe in settled science,” Trudeau said. “We will distribute copies of the oath to every employee in Canada. Check the box ‘Yes,’ or you’re out of a job!”

Last year Canada ruled there would be no “Summer Jobs Canada” funding for any organization opposed to abortion (

The new order, Trudeau explained, is aimed primarily at Christians while Muslims are exempted. “It’s always the stinking Christians who try to block progress,” he said, “always the no-good Christians who stand between us and the achievement of an earthly paradise. Well, from now on in Canada, they’re going to have to do it without a paycheck!”

[Editor’s Note: This story is a hoax. It is an experiment, intended to discover whether people believe there is any limit to the excesses of the Left–of which Trudeau is a spectacular example.]

11 comments on “Trudeau Exec Order: Believe in Evolution, or You Can’t Have a Job

  1. Coming to a movie theater near you, Trudeau as the Anti-Christ. See him call down fire on Bible-believing Christians, turn marijuana into soma, and erect a statue of a naked woman who represents Evolution.

    1. There’s a giant caravan of lefties planning a pilgrimage to Canada, because they believed it. 🙂

    2. I believed it, but contrary to the popular Christian imagination the forces of the anti-Christ are very hostile to real Muslims as well, apart from the phony Muslims who believe in evolution and don’t care about baby slaughter etc.

  2. I was almost fooled. At the same time with the way things are heading with the Left its becoming to the point of ridiculousness where actual Leftist policies seem to take their cues from Christian satires. You know its bad when sites like Babylon Bee is more closer to the truth than the mainstream media…

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