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We Prottest Wite Chrismist!!!

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The Collidge Quire,, i didnt “know” we “had” one, thay singed a Chrismist Consert lasst nihght() i didn know “we” hadd one of Those ether,, but we got a Preotest togetther and we maid themb Stop!!! In facked nowh thay “are” apollogyzing for singing I Amb Dreembing Of a Whyte Crismiss!! We “shuld Not” has beeen So Incentsive,, thatt Is “waht” thare Saying Now and The Stodent Soviet whe has centinced themb to Riggerous Re-Education it wil taik Three yeers!

I meen haow stopid can yiu Get, singing abote A Wyte Crismist?? Yiu cant be aloud “to” sing abote Anny Thing that Is Whyte!! or say anny thing is wyte,, thare is not Nothingg that is wite thatt yiu shuld be “aloud To” say,^ thare Can Bee No Socile Jutstus Unless Thare Isnt Nothing Whyte No Moar!!!!! i cannat say that Strungly enuhgh!!

Some Hater he tryed to saiy “wyte chrismist” it is Only Abote Snohw and snowh it is Wyte it is awlyaws wite wel i Dont “care” it is jist Hat Speach!! and so we fowned his byke and slatched the tyres!! wee was goingto beet himb Up butt thare was only Fore of Us so we decydid Not To!!

Neckst Semestur wee “are” going to get Rid “of” al Whyte Paiper and only has Paiper Of Cullor whe wil Not “stop” untill thare isnt nothing wite no moar!!!!


A ‘Pastor’ Who Hates Purity

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The Stegosaurus, Colorado’s state dinosaur. Somehow it seems terribly unfair that dinosaurs are extinct and liberals aren’t.

The key to understanding liberals is that, to them, everything bad is good and everything good is bad.

Keep that simple principle in mind as you read this news item about the liberal Lutheran “pastor” in Pot-head Colorado who melted down a bunch of Christian purity rings so she could re-shape the plastic into a statue of a vagina (https://www.lifenews.com/2018/12/05/lutheran-pastor-melts-down-christian-purity-rings-to-create-a-vagina-statue/). And I can’t believe I just typed that sentence.

Why does she do it? Because she’s a liberal, so she thinks purity is something bad. She even invites people to send her their Christian purity rings so she can melt them down and, she babbles, help to start “a Sexual Reformation.” If you send her your purity ring, she’ll send you a “certificate of impurity.” She’s a liberal, so she thinks impurity is something good.

She used to be a standup comic. Something tells me she’s less funny as a pastor.

She has tattoos.

Yeah, I know, we’re not supposed to judge by appearances. But when someone takes that much trouble over her appearance, so as to send a message to anyone who chances to look on her, I think we’re allowed to read the message. In this case, I think, the message is “I am a big fat liberal fat-head and my theology, I don’t know, it’s either wicked or preposterous, or both.” At least that’s the vibe I get from her.

Let us all resolve to oppose liberalism on every front and never stop until it’s utterly defeated, everywhere.

Trudeau Exec Order: Believe in Evolution, or You Can’t Have a Job

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It isn’t Cultural Appropriation when he does it. It’s just stupid.

Thanks to a new executive order by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Canadians will now have to sign an “oath of attestation,” professing their belief in Evolution, as a condition of employment.

“There is no room in the Canadian economy for hateful people who refuse to believe in settled science,” Trudeau said. “We will distribute copies of the oath to every employee in Canada. Check the box ‘Yes,’ or you’re out of a job!”

Last year Canada ruled there would be no “Summer Jobs Canada” funding for any organization opposed to abortion (https://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2018/02/canadas-pro-abortion-politics).

The new order, Trudeau explained, is aimed primarily at Christians while Muslims are exempted. “It’s always the stinking Christians who try to block progress,” he said, “always the no-good Christians who stand between us and the achievement of an earthly paradise. Well, from now on in Canada, they’re going to have to do it without a paycheck!”

[Editor’s Note: This story is a hoax. It is an experiment, intended to discover whether people believe there is any limit to the excesses of the Left–of which Trudeau is a spectacular example.]

‘Say Bye-Bye to Religious Liberty’ (2015)

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“Celebrate” or else

In the name of “liberation,” leftids are always trying to throw people into jail. Or at least into “re-indoctrination programs.”

The biggest crime you can commit against their religion of government-worship is to remain faithful to the living God. It really cheeses them off.


I get flak for allegedly mixing “religion” with “politics”–but really, it’s your religion that determines your politics. Think about it.

‘Shock! Justice Scalia Believes in the Devil’ (2013)

Leftids were appalled, five years ago, when Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia admitted to believing in the Devil.


In the wake of the Kavanagh hearings this year, how much imagination does it take to envision Democrats declaring that no one who believes in the existence of the Devil, let alone God, is fit to serve on the Supreme Court–or any other court?

Always presuming they haven’t said so already…

‘Humanizing Christianity’

Secularists love to pat themselves on the back for “humanizing Christianity.” Excuse me for a moment: this deserves an appropriate response.

What do they mean, they “humanize Christianity”? I think it means they invent a new-improved model–with Christ taken out of it and replaced by man-made idols, the State and Science, and humanist pseudo-sacraments: abortion, combating “Man-Made Climate Change,” same-sex “marriage,” sex change operations, hate speech trials, and every conceivable variety of fornication. They take away the judgment, take away accountability to God, and set up their political masters and scientific oracles as gods.

How does a secularist even know what’s right or wrong? Mostly they’re content to keep some of the moral law handed down to the human race by God, to the Jews first, and then the Gentiles. But no secularist can actually explain why it’s wrong to commit a murder. We can, but they can’t. For convenience’s sake they retain much of the law and tradition amassed over the centuries by Jews and Christians, who received it from a righteous and infallible God who is a person, who made them in His image, and who loves them.

Yeah, they made Christianity nicer. That’s why more people were murdered by their own governments in the 20th century alone–Red China, the Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, and a host of others–secularist governments all–than were killed off by all the religions of the world put together in all the other centuries put together. This century is only 18 years old: give it time to come up with new and exciting deviltries all its own.

It is true that God endows all people, even atheists, with common grace, which is an inborn attraction to what is right and good. And so it was always possible for people who had never heard of God’s laws to keep those laws regardless. Common grace is the law written on our hearts. Humanity wouldn’t have survived for two hours without it.

The words of Jesus Christ and His apostles don’t need “humanizing,” and never did.

God defend us from being conformed to this fallen world.

‘British TV’s War on Christians’ (2013)

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Sometimes what I see on British TV truly shocks me. Nothing’s changed since 2013–if anything, it’s gotten worse.


What happened to this country–birthplace of St. Patrick, home of King Arthur, cradle of saints? It’s no longer at all unusual to see real, venom-spitting hatred directed against the straw-man “Christian” characters in British television dramas. And you never see any other character question it. It’s like, hey, hating “Christians” is good!

What do these human spitting cobras have to offer, to replace forgiveness of sins and eternal life? If we give up Jesus Christ Our Savior, what will they give us in return?

This is a dark age in which to live. O Jesus Our Lord, be thou our light. Light of the World, please light our way.

‘Your Prayers Aren’t Private Anymore’ (2013)

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Don’t let this happen again… ever.

If you’re even thinking about allowing Democrats to get back into power, revisit this little caper from President *Batteries Not Included’s second term: his IRS, when they weren’t busy rousting and auditing conservatives, demanded to know the content of certain people’s prayers.


Well, I’ve got one prayer for the whole kit and kaboodle of ’em.

Smite them, O Lord!

‘Assorted Left-Wing Jidrools: “Religious Beliefs Must Change” (2015)

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King Alfred the Great: No, we won’t change our religious beliefs.

Libs are still marveling that they could have lost the 2016 election, after their candidate so patiently explained to us rubes how we’ve got to change our religious beliefs.


Now please, just because this was originally posted in 2015, don’t go thinking they’ve retreated an inch from this position. Now that they can’t use the Supreme Court to wage their culture war on Christianity, they’ll double down everywhere else.

Stand firm: for the Lord is our defense (as King Alfred said), Jesu defend us.

‘”Chicago Values” (You Gotta Be Kidding)’ (2012)

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Let’s go back to 2012, and to Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel hurling invective at Chick-Fil-A for not embracing “Chicago values.”


And what are “Chicago values”? Well, all we can say for sure, based on the mayor’s Far Left Crazy babbling, is that they do not include the concept of marriage as consisting of one man and one woman.

But apparently people prowling the streets and shooting each other is okay.

Well, when the most famous resident of your city, all-time, is Al Capone, that’s gotta say something about your city’s “values.”

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